March 1st 2018
Forest fires in Canada have caused panic buying of toilet paper in Taiwan.
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Ayatollah Ali Khamenei’s senior military adviser has said that the West used lizards to spy on Iran.
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An Egyptian pop singer has been sentenced to jail for saying that Evian is preferable to water from the Nile because you won’t get bilharzia from it.
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A study has found the more people are disgusted by the smell of human body odour, sweat and bad breath, the more likely they are to vote for Donald Trump.
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Papua New Guinea has been rocked by the strongest earthquake in its history.
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Almost 60 small charities have received $53 million between them from an anonymous donor called ‘Pine’ who made a fortune on Bitcoin.