January 12th 2018
A leaked copy of Donald’s Trump’s personal schedule reveals he starts his official working day at 11am.
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Jeff Bezos’ personal wealth is enough to cover the UK’s budget deficit more than twice over.
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A YouGov survey has judged golf Britain’s most boring sport, with 70% of those polled finding it boring and 52% very boring.
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A drunk man in northern Russia has been arrested after stealing an armoured personnel carrier and ramming it through a shop window to get a bottle of wine.
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The Queen’s lingerie supplier, Rigby & Peller, has been stripped of its royal warrant after its former owner wrote a book about it called Storm in a D-Cup.
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A Totnes butcher trapped in a walk-in freezer saved his own life by battering his way out with a frozen black pudding.