17 July 2017
Donald Trump wants his border wall to be see-through to prevent Americans being hit on the head by 60lb sacks of drugs thrown over by Mexicans.
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A South Korean pension fund has become the major shareholder in HS1, Britain’s only high-speed rail link between London and the Channel Tunnel.
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A dairy in Rutland that never kills its cows has put Britain’s most expensive milk on sale: the ‘cruelty-free’ beverage retails at £2.60 a pint.
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The photographer who is being sued by a monkey for publishing a selfie of him without permission is considering an alternative career as a dog walker.
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Thieves in Cambridgeshire have used bread rolls to entice eight miniature horses and steal them.
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Scientists have encoded a movie in a living DNA cell.