11 March 2017
Seen leaving the Ecuadorian embassy in London and approached by the press, Nigel Farage said he couldn’t remember what he’d been doing in the building.
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Two leading think tanks have said that the current decade is (and will continue to be) the worst for wage growth since the Napoleonic wars.
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Defending an arson case in which he claimed his client’s car spontaneously combusted, a Miami lawyer’s trousers caught fire and he had to leave the court.
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Suggested titles for George Galloway’s new children’s book include Green Eggs and Hamas, The Very Hungry Capitalism and The Zionist Witch and the Wardrobe.
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Police have said they will no longer pursue shoplifters in Hungerford who have stolen goods worth less than £100. The nearest police station is eight miles away.
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Los Angeles police are looking into the theft of $4.5 million-worth of eye shadow.